Corns. What works?

[Sparklingbrook]

I have a corn on the bottom of my big toe. I hate feet, even my own, but I need to sort it. went to Boots and was baffled by all the corn things.

Some seem to claim to cushion it and some to remove it.

You are all right. I will pretend it doesn't exist.

Ooh, I thought someone would say that Footle. But a chiropodist would want to look at and touch my foot.

It's the best way isn't it?