Mabs + Hen night = broken bones

[desperatehousewife]

Mabs i'm so sorry you broke your foot - what the blue blazes happened woman? Were you larging it? Were you table top dancing? God, I can just imagine the carnage....

How long you out of action? When can you drive?

Can I come over and see you and bring you flowers and cakes???

xxxxx

am ging to bed in a min, exhausted after doing nothing all day! would love to see any of you as well as DHW, tomorrow afternoon tho'

Dh could I get a lift?

my clutch has gone to heaven. it had a not to long battle for life but the norwich union rescue service man said it was fucked.

sorry gonna miss you tomorrow.

Not sure if I can come as have the glaziers coming to fix ds window Will know by 11 so will make it if I can.I am free all next week though so will def visit the wounded then xx

oh my god, feel so awful but my car died on the coast road near saltdean yesterday afternoon. Something has exploded in the engine and black smoke puffing out of the exhaust.

Am going to try and get a loan car - so mabs, will let you know later if I can get to you or not. Will phone garage at 8.30 and let you know.

Will text you too incase you are out.

Will do my very best to get to you
xxxxx

What are we like?

honestly, don't worry at all. you sort out your car worries DHW , we can sort something next week.

mabs darling - have emailed you. I have swapped my mobile over and have lost your moby number...can you email me it or txt me...?? xxxx

I am also car-less after and have been for about two months. Mine blew up on route back from Ikea and dd and I came crashing down from our retail high as we sat at the side of the motorway for two hours waiting for a tow.

Really sorry to hear about your foot MABS. You'll need to go on a six week journey of self discovery. Or something. Or get in loads of films you have always wanted to see.

x

have txt you my mob no. DHW - we can rearrange visit for tomorrow or next week, pleeeese dont worry xxx

MY CLUTCH has risen from the dead jesus stylee - however it will not save the world. yes indeedy £320 and hey presto - it will be fixed this affy.

i could come over tomoz

Tomorrow i will be at home all bloody day alone from 9 - 7 , would be ggrrreeeat to see any/all of you.What time best for you Custy?

erm, dunno yet as car was out of action today - i have to go get stuff for thing im doing on saturday. so will 2 with a big ish on the end be ok?

you better have good coffee girl - i dont mind making itmiself but am not grinding beans and fecking with filters. tell your dh to put some on before he flies off to australia - or wherever.

Anytime is fine m'dear,i'm not going anywhere! and it'll be instant coffee as i broke the machine - will you cope? Dh will only be flying as far as Gatwick tomorrow, tho i bloody wish it was Australia one way.

instant is fine - your not still on that stuff from lidl are you

I drink any old shit i do

who's dissing lidl? I won't have a word said against it!

I am going to see Mabs on Wednesday afternoon. I shall have freshly baked cakes and a newly fixed car. Can give lift if you need. Noddy? Custy? Rnb?

actually i am going tomorrow - i can pick you up - i haven't got car seat for fred
noddy RNB?

2pm ish

let me know i'll shift shit from mi car

see you whenever this pm Custy, looking forward to it but I'm in crappy mood - be warned!

oh custy - that would hav ebeen great - sorry only just seen your msge. I cant do this avo anyway. thanks for offer though.

have a nice time with the grumpy one! send her my love
xxxx

it was lovely to see Custy, thanks soooo much for coming over and for the great book and card. I don't think my mood was too awful, but she may think otherwise! x

nah you were great! as always

DHW - I'll be here from 2.30 tmrow. x

noddy/rnb - want a lift??