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Overyoni-ing

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HeavenlyYoni · 12/04/2013 00:41

I appear to have an irritation down yoni way. Can't begin to think why, but wondering what I can put on it. I have fucidin in the house, would that be ok?

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HeavenlyYoni · 12/04/2013 00:50

Anyone?

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ImYoniHappyWhenItRains · 12/04/2013 00:58

Well Brian does have dirty fingernails so a good scrub with a bit of bicarb might be in order.

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HeavenlyYoni · 12/04/2013 01:03

Bicarb for the yoni? Christ, I've been using it to stop my fridge being smelly for years. Fancy that!

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ImYoniHappyWhenItRains · 12/04/2013 01:05

Yonighurt might be kinder

Pancakeflipper · 12/04/2013 01:07

You need some yoniberry juice and yonicream.

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HeavenlyYoni · 12/04/2013 01:10

I'll try the fucidin, rather than bicarb I think. Don't fancy a powdery yoni.

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BreastmilkCrucifiesAFabLatte · 12/04/2013 07:46

I was wondering when a yoni problem would appear on this board..

Ezza1 · 12/04/2013 09:30

We childishly call Fucidin and Fucibet Fuckadin and Fuckabet in our house.

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