I can't be bothered to name change, I'd like to think it's because I'm brave, but it's mostly because I can't be bothered to work out how to do it.
Ok here goes....
For the past 3 weeks or so my bottom-hole has been incredibly itchy, especially after doing a poo. The relief when giving it a good scratch with a baby wipe is unbelievable. It isn't constant, but it can come on very suddenly. I have found myself half hopping to the ladies at work once or twice 
I've tried putting sudocrem on it but it isn't working.
I haven't looked because I daren't.
What is it? Do I need to see the nurse or can I get something over the counter in a pharmacy far far from here?
Please help, thanks
Itchyhole