Oh the shame of it - I've done something horrific to my back, only last night - literally cannot move, lying in bed whimpering -dd (12) had to put me to bed.. Dh is away til late tonight, my sisters kids have the vomiting bug and my parents are on holiday.. DH's best friend is a very smooth, dishy back specialist and I can just see how today is going to pan out..
DH going to make him fit me in to his clinic list and I'm going to turn up with monstrously hairy legs, really scabby feet (toenails generally red so without nail varnish are an attractive shade of yellow),
Obviously It's all dh's fault for having been away so was in the middle of sorting myself out - but am at the deconstructed stage - and am now going to have to parade my wares in front of the handsome best friend 
What would you do - and I know he's a dr, and will have seen it all before, but we then have to hang out with him and his glam wife afterwards...
I'm drawing the line at asking dds to shave my legs before they go to school - that's presuming I can get them to school.. Taxi, [hitch hiking].....