Fecking splinter!

[dinny]

How do I get it out of dd's hand, she's had it for two weeks and refuses to let me anywhere near her with tweezers! Tried to pin her down today but she got so traumatized I had to stop (feeling awful now!)

will it work its way out at some point? help needed!

she is, isn't she? much bigger (but suppose she is a voluptuous model, hey?)

mmmmm, totally agree re Nigel. LOVELY.

am going to be bereft on Mondays now.

i know. did you watch britains next top model, a huge pile of crap IMO

no, is it on again soon? who is the presenter?

i hope not. it was a bag of poo. lisa butcher is so wooden

no, eva looked like a double chinned wonder. Naima too dull... I, on the other hand am perfect

I know, Who the f is Lisa butcher, bring Tyra ove here or at a push liz hurley, she aint no model but she can over act with the best of them!!!

agreed, there was an irish bird on brit TM with the lardiest arse i've ever seen flapping out of the bottom of a flesh coloured swim suit

That was the funniest thing I have ever seen, the way everyone froze when she turned round in that swin suit!!!

Tyra is so different from how you think she's be, isn't she?

tyra rocks.. her english accent sucks though

yes, her English accent when she introduces Nigel - hilarious!

mmmmmmm Nigelllllllll