There is an alien growing inside me

[BonnieBumble]

I keep feeling flutterings in my abdomen and when I lay on my back I can feel wave like movements.

As anyone else experienced this?

Get thee to the set of aliens as an extra.

Or do a pregnancy test?

Sounds like wind.

Please don't update once its finally made its way out. Ta.

Are you a virgin? If so, it's probably the Son of God.

Hallelujah

It has been going on for a month. Can you be windy for that long?

If I'm pregnant I think will I need the services of the Pope rather than a midwife, it's that unlikely. Feels exactly like a baby though.

I have had the same thing for months! Started off down low, now under my ribs.

Did pregnancy tests but neg - unless I'm sooooo pregnant that its not showing up (is that even possible?)!

bowel movements, peristalsis, i think

Thanks. Weird that I have never had it before.