Very embarrassing please advise

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I had anal sex for the first time (was awful will never do again) and I now have two large hemorrhoids as a result. I am in pain to sit down and mortified by the whole thing. Will they just go away or will I have to go through the mortification of going ot my GP and explaining?

Have you been to Center Parcs?

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

Get yourself some over the counter cream and go to GP. They have seen/ heard everything. I don't think you will need to explain the background.

hemorrhoids are quite common. You can get creams and stuff over the counter for them. Just do that.
No one has to know how you got them

Go to your GP and get treatment. You needn't mention 'centre parcs' at all.

I don't get the reference to Centre Parcs!

Thanks for the advice. I will try the chemist first and then my GP if the over the counter treatments don't work out (and maybe purchase a rubber ring to sit on for a week or so) Also what is the ref to centre parks? Is this the MN slang for anal sex lol?

There is a very famous thread about a husband who expected anal sex in return for agreeing to go to Center Parcs. It was v. funny. Hence any mention of Center Parcs leads to anal sex and vice versa.

Yes just get loads of cream and bung on loads of it as often as you can.

I am NEVER going to Centre Parks. Poor you op, hope you feel better soon.

And they're so common, more so for women I believe because of pregnancy and birth, so you won't shock anyone. And agree that you don't have to say how!

Can anyone link to the Center Parcs thread? Never saw that one...

OMG to the centre parcs, how awful, hope you get yourself sorted op.

Thank you for all being so nice - was half expecting to get a few about having anal sex (wisely stayed away from AIBU) I will definately never be going to Centre Parks again :)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/a1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex

Enjoy!

Must've missed that thread!