HELP!!! my arm had fell off me in the kitchen!!!!

[biglips]

chapsmum - what do i do???

fistly i suggest finnishing the dinner, you dont want the food tainted by blood now do you, perhaps a poly bag over the stump?

Then I suggest politely excusing yourself after dinner, phoning the drs and making an appt at their convienince, if you feel faint head between the knees and stiff upper lip!!!!

hope this helps big lips

at school a girl had a false plastic arm which she used to take off when we played rounders, and give to her other teammates
the rule was tyou could only use your hand to hit the ball....didnt say you could borrow someone elses hand !!

sorry - couldnt resist when I saw the title
obviously a private joke between you
away quickly]]

I wonder if you could bone it and roll it and serve it with a nice apricot rice stuffing?

PMSL although you can never go far wrong with an apricot stuffing gizmo!!

share the joke - I havent a clue why you're all cooking an arm

besides, thought it was meant to taste more like chicken....so some nice basil or pesto would be nice

Yes, it must be hell being an apricot - living your life knowing you're destined to end up shoved up a goose's arse...

PMSL!!!!!

now about the goose arse!!!! i wonder what it feels like!!!! sorry couldnt resist!!

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and then an unfortunate arm accident all in one day, big lips needs sympathy she is the most unlucky person here today!!

goose arse, that is pricless!!

Gizmo we really should do west end coffee somtime!

i know - poor me!!!

im like a lego - all falling apart today!!

poor biglips - you sound really attractive

hope you feel better soon

oh lets have a west end ciber coffe morning, that willhelp your arm, chest throat and eye big lips!
Here have a cake, now I would like to start by bitching about my MIL!!!!!!!
Anyone else?

my MIL & FIL are fab
my ex H is a t@sser though but wont waste time bitching about him

whats wrong with your MIL?

where do I start, she sleeps naked in the living room, she doesnt eat anything meat unless its christmas and the turkey has commited suicide, seriously a bottle of pills and a shot of whiskey vs the elecric shock treatment!!! she insit on standing over me every time I b feed and doesnt belive in ANY immunisations. Oh I just took chapsdad to pox parties and the like, WHAT?????????
Oh and she pees with the toilet door open!

and had her arm not fallen off yet!!

sounds like a lovely woman! esp sleep naked in the living room!!!! WHY??

i think she still lactating so maybe it was in the hope the chap would latch on!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did that help your arm biglips??