my bits are a throbbing hurty mess

[worriedwretch]

I think I've got thrush - and have done on and off for a week

I dont know what I did in my sleep last night but its left my labie bright red and swollen and feel grazed, worse than post delivery with DC

Its agony to sit down

Have slapped on sudocream, am off to get some caneston - seriously, it FUCKING hurts

At 2am this morning i was standing one leg on the loo with a cold wet flannel on my chuff...

pregnancy is just SO attractive isnt it

Could it be a varicose vein?

Tampon. Live natural yoghurt. Overnight. Works absolute wonders!

Lay off the sudocream, get your canes tan.
Drink lots of water to neutralise your wee- this can really add to the discomfort on top of the thrush and create more soreness.
Robinsons Lemon barley water is fantastic for neutralising wee, drink it diluted as usual and that helps I find.
Have as much knicker off time as possible, have a long dress or nightie or dressing gown, you can relax, splay your legs a bit to get a bit of aid to your nethers.
I also agree with the application and eating of live yoghurt.
It's horrid, hope you manage to soothe it soon x

Canes tan?! Canestan....

agony....

swollen red fango agony

Not good, get yourself daubed in canestan and drink loads. Poor you, it is utterly shit....