It's not swollen. It's not bruised.
It feels like I've walked into a door or someone's given me a clout! It hurts to touch, even hurts to have my reading glasses (v lightweight) resting on it. It feels a bit stuffed up inside.
I haven't been clouted
I haven't walked into anything.
There is nothing to see.
I have no idea what's happened. But it jolly well HURTS!!
Any ideas?