How are the ladies using the Boots cones getting on?

[Demon]

Just wondered how the ladies who were using the boots cones were getting along. Have you all got pelvic floor muscles that make your dh eyes water or have they been a waste of money? I have been thinking of getting some but just wondered what the success rate was like.

AHA! I never bought them inthe end - I think it was sb34 and M2t..It was ages ago

Ps there aint no ladies on MN

Mumsnet Olympics = I don't think we have cones here in the states...I love the idea of the cone dangling from between the legs with mumsnet chat name written on it--absolutely brilliant. I know I keep up cross overing the threads.....this is blend of how are you doing with those cones to recognizing other Mumsnetters in public places. I suggest "Resistance is Futile" Buttons for ID....Have you seen the James Bond movie where that girl strangles her victims in the middle of getting laid? She wraps her legs around their chests and squeezes the life out of them. (Their eyes come out as opposed to watering) We should arrange a Mumsnet Olumpic Event of this type. Maybe Cone spewing (that is where your vaginal muscles are so strong that you can eject the cone several feet) it can be measured like the long jump (broad jump). Figure skating while nursing a set of twins and another older one grabbing onto skirt screaming, "don't leave me Mummie". Alrighty then, I am going to sign off as promised for the evening. I hope that you can plan more olympic events while I feed the family and eventually slumber. I'll look forward to the updated thread in the morning!

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