Have you ever had wind so badly that......

[ScreamEagle]

.....you get pains in your chest and back?

I have said pains - so excruciating at times it feels like I am having a heart attack.

Is this wind?

Yes I have, it is bloody awful. I had it for 4 hours once, it made me weep with pain, but was honestly only wind!

The sort where it really hurts to breathe in deeply?

God it hurts!

I need a damn good fart to relieve some pressure.

have you tried taking a Windeeze?
Had it like that about once a week for a few months - the first time I thought I was dying.....

I've got it pretty badly right now, my eyes are waterting but no discomfort in my upper body.
And the pot plants are wilting