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LIGHTen up!

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Mouseface · 09/09/2010 17:51

Hello, I'm Mouse Smile

This is a thread for those who want to lose weight, keep weight off, get fitter and talk about cheese and chocolate healthy eating. Grin

No rules, just join in, We won't bite.

Unless you ask very nicely! Wink

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100years · 17/09/2010 13:45

Ah thanks soooooo much for your bits of advice etc Wink I already have practiced my dont come near me look. And I'm good at not touching strangers belly's only touched a good friends belly once. I have no worries about the medical stuff, seen 2 births so know what goes on. Fortunately I've seen someone who is a bit painfearing go thru it, I on the other hand am a sadist tough nut. :o

100years · 17/09/2010 13:47

Mouse what that needs is a hot tub and a sauna!!!

BrianAndHisBalls · 17/09/2010 13:47

100 - no one can really describe to you how it wil be until you've had your child. Its probably the shitest thing in the world (the total lack of 'you' time, the sick, the screaming, the guilt, the sleeplessness) and the most fantastic (the unconditional love, the way your heart bursts with joy when they move/talk/cuddle, the pride you feel, the feeling of being a family). Hope that helps Grin

Mouse - guest accomodation?? have you got a b&b what have i missed??

total - i just bought wolf hall, drats Sad bummer about the wrong bus, at least you were reading a book and not pissed on diesel!

Double - how goes it with bsnn is he a booty call or something more substantial? Grin

Mouseface · 17/09/2010 13:59

Grin yes Double, you can move in!

Brian - we need a spare room so it's going to have a bedroom as well as an office. Self contained.

TC - nightmare re wrong bus.

ShallIi do the new thread then!!!

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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:08

new thread

Thinks of things Double can do to eran her keep....... hmm.

Hot tub? I wish!!!!

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100years · 17/09/2010 14:08

We all have ishoos double :) don't worry bout that.

Yeah the things I'm looking forward to is the family thing, the mummy look what I did and watching my child grow. I'm pretending the rest won't happen to me Wink I could go on but I'm all mushy just now.

New thread already. Blimey. We move quickly in here.

100years · 17/09/2010 14:09

Can't leave that as the last post!!! Off to pastures new

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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:19
Wink
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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:20

'poders' obviously!!

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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:21

What do you call two apples?

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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:27

A pear!! Grin

And yes, I meant PONDERS!!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/09/2010 14:36

Afternoon.

I fell asleep Blush

Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:37

Shut it you! Let's see you do a better one then......

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Mouseface · 17/09/2010 14:37

Not you Bitter, the Oirish bird! Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 17/09/2010 14:47

bitter think yourself lucky you missed mouse's 'joke' Hmm Grin

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