t the end of the tunnel - it's LIGHTER

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Welcome to our third thread of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter and still have a few pounds to lose because i do too much of the former and not enough of the latter!

It's not here yet.

Saf stay away if it's making you feel bad lovely.

I am smoking and persuading DH to make me a cuppa before he goes to work. Is that multitasking enough?

Thinking of you SAF..

at you Double. Oh my days, you make me nearly wee laughing!!!!!

SAF - xx

Right, Shred time!!!!

Laters hotties.

Afternoon all.

I'm bored. the kids are bored. Huge case of cba - feels like I used up all my energy this morning.

Hello you.

Just shredded, showered and eaten loads. God damn hormentals.

I am just picking.......grazing, nibbling.

It's grey and gloomy here. Garden or build a den? Or a DVD or colouring or plasticine, or make some dough shapes and bake them. Cool them and paint them........

I miss all of that. DD is out. DS has just got up. CBeebies whilst he has his next feed.

Joy. Show Me Show Me something else!!!

DS has been like a border collie on speed all day. He has been turfed out into the garden where he is climing up the pole from the washing line. I made the mistake of buying him and DD a donut each for after dinner.

He has obsessed about when he is going to eat it ever since.

Meanwhile, DD is trying to entice PornDog into being her own personal pony substitute. Stupid PornDog is laying there letting her climb all over her completely unbothered. That dog is a saint.

Shiny new phone is here but I don't want to play with it while the DC are around. I'm hoping they won't notice it but I'm sure it will have been noticed by now.

Saf, missed your post. Could you force down some toast?

I am quite excited, because I haven't had a new phone for years.

I won't know if I heart it until I've had a play. I am more chuffed that I got it for free than anything else!

And I'm more excited about getting my hair cut

But yes, it is all lovely and shiny and new. I wonder how long that will last in this house?

SAF - soup, toast, chocolate, cheese, cake, anything. Something. You can't last that long...... you'll feel worse. xx

Christ on a crossbow!!! DS's nappy has just exploded everywhere..........

I am alone with a giant poo issue!!!!

Aarrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh!!

Help. If I'm not back in half and hour, you should know that I love you all.

Double you are a wanker. You are gorgeous, joggers and all.

Nappy dealt with!!!

Phew.

SAF - sorry, posted as you did. Glad you are eating.

Nut = Low GI, I think.

Double, I was so tempted to get one and kept putting it off for the same reasons. Don't need it, better things to spend money on.

(I don't understand mine yet, but will figure it out I'm sure)

If I hadn't been offered on foc I would have got something else. While I definitely don't need a new iphone, I do need a new phone.

And yes, you are being a wanker, deffo gorgeous!