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Are You Getting Cat's Arse Mouth?

12 replies

highlander · 24/08/2005 15:31

You've seen old ladies with them. Wrinkles I could cope with, but not those deep etched lines above my lip.

SIL and I were having a laugh at Hello! a couple of months ago. They ran (I think) an anti-smoking ad that showed a girl with cat's arse mouth.

But recently I've looked in the mirror.........the lines are there........they're starting I'm only 37 and I've never smoked. Gawd, Brad Pitt will never have me now.

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Lizzylou · 24/08/2005 15:32

Excellent description...am off to have a look, did smoke in my youth!

moozoboozobillynomates · 24/08/2005 15:33

My whole face looks like a cat's arse.

highlander · 24/08/2005 15:40

In the last year since having DS I swear to God I've aged 10 years. And DH expects me to actually celebrate DS's 1st birthday. ha ha ha

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bran · 24/08/2005 15:42

Do you purse your mouth when you're annoyed or stressed? My mum does and she has had lines above her lip for as long as I can remember. I clench my jaw when stressed and don't have the lines at all (I'm also 37), my molars are in a bad way though.

I'm not sure there's much you can do except try not to purse your lips, but it's normally an unconscious action so it's hard to stop.

Fio2 · 24/08/2005 15:42

and a moustache

Kayleigh · 24/08/2005 15:44

I prefer the phrase "cat's bottom" after all we are ladyeeees

and moozoboozobillynomates your face doesn't look like a cats anything. You are lovely.

moozoboozobillynomates · 24/08/2005 15:46

Bless you Kayleigh!!!!!! Mwah!!

highlander · 24/08/2005 15:48

no moustache.

Yet...........

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SleepyJess · 24/08/2005 15:49

Talking of Brad Pitt.. someone just emailed me a pic of him naked but with a fig leaf.. and you can MOVE the fig leaf! OOOOH! I have come over all uneccessary!!

highlander · 24/08/2005 18:34

ooh. Swoon

Is it real or a composit?

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niceglasses · 24/08/2005 18:53

I think this is the best thread title ever (vol33).

Yes, I'm probably on my way to cats arse mouth.......don't smoke but do lots of tight mouth at the kids.

SleepyJess · 24/08/2005 19:19

But cat's arses are kind of round and odd looking aren't they... at least I have always thought so. Like a piece of chopped up chicken nugget! I remember asking my mum - when I was really little - 'Mummy, why has that cat got a piece of meat up it's bottom?'
Not really that wrinkly are they? I don't possess a cat and am allergic to them.. but next time I see a passing cat I will speedily examine it's arse and compare it to my rapidly aging facial features...

And yes Highlander, the Brad pic certainly appears real..! I can't put in on here.. or link to it, can I? I have saved it to my system.. desk top no less .. and cor.... wish I really could.. 'incorporate him into my system'... mmm!

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