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General election 2024

Michael Gove standing down!

75 replies

Westfacing · 24/05/2024 19:15

Another rat deserting...

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WhompingWillows · 24/05/2024 23:22

Whatshallabee · 24/05/2024 19:48

I want them all to stand down apart from Sunak, Braverman and Rees-Mogg and then I want them to lose their seats on election night.

Personally, I’d like this trio to face the firing squad. I write as the parent of two adoptive children for whom I am unable to access the services their extreme mental and physical health disorders require. Shoot me now or have me arrested and placed in custody. The respite would be incredible,

RoobarbAndMustard · 24/05/2024 23:23

Byronada · 24/05/2024 22:06

He's apparently very well hung. I'm sure I read that when he worked in journalism his nickname was 'donkey'

Envy
Dotcomma · 24/05/2024 23:29

Lying and lining his own pockets - they're all cut from the same cloth

TooBigForMyBoots · 25/05/2024 00:06

He's now left his wife and to coin a phrase "seems to be going through some stuff" - he had been very friendly with Kemi Badenoch but she stopped speaking to him when she set him up with a friend of hers, who he pumped and dumped.

He's going through a lot of stuff. He should lay off it for a bit.😵‍💫

localnotail · 25/05/2024 00:13

architect hater

horrid little gimp

quintessentially166 · 25/05/2024 00:20

All jumping before they are pushed

NotSentFromIphone · 25/05/2024 01:07

(Puts on stab vest.....)

I don't know why but I always think Gove looks like the kind of person who would be an absolute hoot outside of politics and would make a great addition to a night out in the pub.

Rees-Mogg is the one I absolutely can't stand, horrible man who looks like a scheming rodent and needs to get back in his time machine to the Victorian era and take his misogynistic views with him.

Whatshallabee · 25/05/2024 07:29

I don't know why but I always think Gove looks like the kind of person who would be an absolute hoot outside of politics and would make a great addition to a night out in the pub.

That would be all the cocaine, love.

Whatshallabee · 25/05/2024 07:30

WhompingWillows · 24/05/2024 23:22

Personally, I’d like this trio to face the firing squad. I write as the parent of two adoptive children for whom I am unable to access the services their extreme mental and physical health disorders require. Shoot me now or have me arrested and placed in custody. The respite would be incredible,

I’m sorry to read this. I hope you finally manage to get some support 💐

NoSheDidnt · 25/05/2024 07:43

He's now left his wife and to coin a phrase "seems to be going through some stuff" - he had been very friendly with Kemi Badenoch but she stopped speaking to him when she set him up with a friend of hers, who he pumped and dumped.

his wife left HIM! For being a workaholic. And Kemi didn’t “set him up” with a friend of hers, he had an affair with a married friend of hers and Kemi fell out with him over that - for marriage wrecking.

BIossomtoes · 25/05/2024 07:57

NoSheDidnt · 25/05/2024 07:43

He's now left his wife and to coin a phrase "seems to be going through some stuff" - he had been very friendly with Kemi Badenoch but she stopped speaking to him when she set him up with a friend of hers, who he pumped and dumped.

his wife left HIM! For being a workaholic. And Kemi didn’t “set him up” with a friend of hers, he had an affair with a married friend of hers and Kemi fell out with him over that - for marriage wrecking.

Who gives a fuck who left who? They’re a pair of grotesques.

GoodbyeCaroline · 25/05/2024 08:08

AutumnCrow · 24/05/2024 19:48

My Portillo moments will be

Penny Mordaunt
Caroline Nokes
Maria Miller
and the Greens not winning Brighton Pav

Not necessarily in that order.

I don’t really want to vote Lib Dem but I’ll do it to get Nokes out!

Saschka · 25/05/2024 09:36

his wife left HIM! For being a workaholic

I don’t think that was the reason, I thought it was his lifestyle, but not the fact he’s a workaholic!

LlynTegid · 25/05/2024 10:38

Saschka · 25/05/2024 09:36

his wife left HIM! For being a workaholic

I don’t think that was the reason, I thought it was his lifestyle, but not the fact he’s a workaholic!

There seemed to be none of the mud-slinging that many separating couples have. A case where private life is not really an issue, unlike with Boris Johnson where it was, as it indicated how badly he treats women. Even though no allegations of a criminal nature have been made about Boris Johnson's relationships, I don't accept that all have been 100% concensual.

noblegiraffe · 25/05/2024 10:45

There seemed to be none of the mud-slinging that many separating couples have. A case where private life is not really an issue

Er, the Gove gay affair rumours?

SwingingVoter · 25/05/2024 10:48

@AutumnCrow
Your prisoner can't read because of literacy issues and a one horse pony style of learning time read in school, not because of goves policies no matter how awful they were.

Saschka · 25/05/2024 12:14

LlynTegid · 25/05/2024 10:38

There seemed to be none of the mud-slinging that many separating couples have. A case where private life is not really an issue, unlike with Boris Johnson where it was, as it indicated how badly he treats women. Even though no allegations of a criminal nature have been made about Boris Johnson's relationships, I don't accept that all have been 100% concensual.

Quite, and be of my university friends used to be a PPS for a Tory MO, and it was apparently common knowledge that you didn’t leave drunk blonde female interns anywhere near BoJo.

Which isn’t to say he ever did anything of course, but the general perception was that he might.

Saschka · 25/05/2024 12:18

noblegiraffe · 25/05/2024 10:45

There seemed to be none of the mud-slinging that many separating couples have. A case where private life is not really an issue

Er, the Gove gay affair rumours?

Did those come from Sarah Vine though? I heard them from other Tories.

Westfacing · 25/05/2024 16:42

I wonder if any more known names will jump.

Opposition will be very hard for some personalities, particularly if the polls are correct and the Tories end up seriously depleted. They'll spend the first few months having another of their leadership contests! Who would have the stomach for all that?

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TheDogIsInCharge · 25/05/2024 17:09

my favourite Gove cartoon. Me and the husband often say "I've got strong opinions about Aliens" to each other when thinking of doing something stupid!

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/cartoon/2012/mar/16/1

'Let me do it, David': the Stephen Collins cartoon

Independence fey

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/cartoon/2012/mar/16/1

HandaFae · 25/05/2024 17:34

Having had personal dealings with Suella - she really doesn't deserve to be an MP.

LlynTegid · 25/05/2024 18:53

HandaFae · 25/05/2024 17:34

Having had personal dealings with Suella - she really doesn't deserve to be an MP.

Remember her birth names were Sue Ellen.

TooBigForMyBoots · 25/05/2024 20:15

Suella is a product of her upbringing in a cult. Anyone not "us" is a threat to "us".Sad Then the Tory party made her a cabinet minister.🤯 They risked everything for her Rwanda scheme and lost.

What a lot of stupid Tories.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Whenwillitgetwarm · 26/05/2024 13:53

A full investigative journalism campaign needs to be done on Gove. An architect of Brexit, VIP lanes for PPE. He’s been connected to many corrupt activities.

Rees Mogg, is a fake aristocrat. He’s playing the part of what he thinks an old school upper class man is. I can’t believe anyone falls for it.

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