Can someone help me dowload OpenOffice? Please?

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Right, I have go to this point

Do I just select English US for Windows (am on Vista)?
Is there no UK?
Can I customise what I install? I think I only want "word" "powerpoint" & "excel" tools...I certainly don't want/need the database.

Am off to bed now but I am sure you guys will have given me thorough instructions by the time I return tomorrow [hopeful]

We run this programme successfully, so I guess I must've clicked on English US as it looks like the best 'fit'. Was a while ago, so can't really remember, but it works well. We have XP.

Download US english but then select the UK english tools.

this explains

you get American English by default if you select English - but when it comes to configuring you cen select UK options.

Do I need to do hte Java Runtime environment version?

I have some sort of Java thing on PC already.