Funniest responses from Siri, Apple Watch etc

[sorcerersapprentice]

I was on the beach putting sun cream on my DD and I said "I think you're done now". DDs Apple Watch responded 'that's not very nice'
It registered it as "I think you're dumb now"

Any other off-the-mark, amusing misunderstandings from technology?

There's an entire subreddit devoted to Sirifail... I just get her chipping in randomly from my watch so she gets told to shut up a lot of times.