I'm very sorry, mumsnet, but all the blinky flashy adverts make my eyes go funny.
I have recently lost my ad blocker [rant deleted due to record-breaking use of the word * * * * *]
Does anyone know of one I can download, preferably for free, as I have spent all my money of wine and chocolate?
Failing that, please lend me a hammer and a bucket of pigswill, the river I can find by myself.
Thank you muchly.