Just when I thought I couldn't hate my phone anymore....
I have had a phantom message notification that will not feck off and has been hanging around since July. Now it has found a wee pal! A missed call notification from yesterday (which was me using the landline to find the mobile 
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I have tried the Android forums suggestion of clearing Badge Provider but the fucker is still there. Any ideas wise techy people?
Disclaimer: I do realise this is a first world problem 