Thought of these on the android thread but off topic really so thought I'd put them here.
Guessing what Windows is Doing Instead of What was Asked For
Setting the Linux File Permissions
Deciphering the Error Message
Getting the Internet Connection to Bloody Work Again
Watching the Sodding Hourglass going Round and Round
Wondering Why the Windoze PC is So Slow
Getting Tomcat to Do as It is Told For a Change
Buggering About with the Firewall
Getting Sense out of the Java Debugger
Looking like a Geek Despite Having No Idea Whatsoever
Getting Windoze Media Player to Shut the F* Up
And when all else fails
Chucking the Blasted Thing in the Bin