Fucking fucking arsehole thrips have completely killed a string of nickels, nearly ruined a monstera and I’ve caught them just in time on DSS’s chilli plant. The bird of paradise we bought last year came with a mealybug infestation that just will not DIE but thankfully it’s nowhere near any other plants. And then today I noticed the anniversary lemon tree I bought for DP and moved inside in October is covered in huge fuckers.
My entire life smells like neem oil spray.
Is it me? Am I just manifesting tiny evil creeps inside my house as some sort of karma?