My foxy Secret Santa...

[Hallgerda]

keeps bringing me shoes. I don't want them, well, not half-chewed, heelless and one foot only, but where are they all coming from? Is there anyone out there whose shoes keep disappearing? Or does anyone else have strange objects appearing on the lawn?

pmsl

a furry equivalent of my dd - she loves carrying shoes around, hiding them, sucking them (yuck!), but she hasn't yet started destroying them (it's just a real pain having to go on a hunt round the house to find a matching pair for her and me when we want to go out )

This morning I found a chewed shoe that was the partner of the one I found last week. Please, Mr Fox, I see you've got the message about pairs, but I prefer ones without toothmarks in my size please...

Roskva, I gather an interest in shoes can be an indicator of wealth in later life - perhaps your daughter will be able to keep you in the style to which you wish to becoem accustomed