Hello greenfingered sages, I need a bit of help please 
Do you have a swing seat and would you recommend it? It's my birthday soon and I'm getting a new seat but there are loads, the prices are bizarre, I like the egg shaped ones but I'm quite plump and clumsy will I end up being cut out of it?
Are the multi seat ones any good?
Or if you've bought a uncomfortable, dangerous, shite one what to avoid?
TIA wise ones.