It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely...

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A thread for the worst garden ornaments we have ever seen.

Yours for only $149 dollars, a distinctly pissed-off tree.

I think that would stand out as quite classy next to some of the garden ornaments I've seen

But I can't post pics anyway !

Any idea why my tiny cyclamens die in my planters ? Too wet ? Would grit around them help ?
Ones in the ground doing better .

Brilliant thread!

I need to look find some contributions

I bet they have a neighbour who parks in front of their drive.

I'd have this.

Except it should have feathers, so no.

This one's by MichaelangelNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Haha @ llweji

I'd love a giant dinosaur

I've posted this one before, but it's a doozie:

www.3aw.com.au/news/melbournes-weird-and-wonderful-front-yard-attractions-20150708-gi88cz.html

Frankly terrifying giant gnomes as Asda...

I have a zombie gnome in my garden. It is the epitome of style and taste.

Oh God, I wouldn't like to work the nightshift in that Asda! You'd turn around and find yourself surrounded.

I wouldn't fancy taking the kitchen compost down at night with this around either.