How much to feel a tree ?

[ArseHolio]

I am fed up with living in gloom. The trees are gonna get it.

Any ideas of likely cost to remove a mature silver birch and an elder ?

Tree hugging is generally free.

Lol, I'll do it for a fiver

Lol oh dear.

You are all welcome to come and feel my tree !

Tim Robbins on Desert Island Discs last weekend was suggesting more than just feeling his favourite tree...

That might chafe a bit..

Hey, enough people coming round for a hug and it might fall over?

We had a mature silver birch felled (which involved some feeling of it I'm sure) for £250 by our local landscape gardener/tree surgeon. We kept the wood as we have an open fire, I'm not sure if the cost would increase if you need them to remove to wood.

Thanks ecoli that's really helpfull