Guess who's dog decided to.............................

[Saltire]

.............stop for a poo in the middle of the road while a parade was coming towards me?
. I went out with him decided not to go out the gate, as there were lots of cars/visitors for the parade. I thought I'd cut across in front of rgt section, and as I crossed the road he stopped to poo. He never does it on the road, ever, and the parade was getting closer. I could see the SWO looking as if to say "there's that bloody woman with her mad dog"

Did you get it cleaned up in time

I did, was very self conscious. DH was in parade too and I thought "oh god he'll see me"

you will laugh about it one day!

Did you get away from your awful neighbours - didn't they move and then you had to move too?

No they didn't move, we did, thank god. Miles and miles away from them. DE told us that they couldn't move the neighbour, they would have to move us. Then we got posted.

Hopefully life is much much better now, despite the dog poo incident

NOOOOOOOO!!!!