Once, just once, in 17 years of marriage and 7 SFA, I would like to drop lucky and be allocated the new build, open plan, semi detached across the road with the utility room, garage, new kitchen with space for a dishwasher and football pitch garden, not the shoe box, terraced, pebble dashed, avocado tiled kitchen, on street parking, postage stamp garden (seriously, will struggle to even get the patio table on it!), that we have yet again been allocated! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Oh well, maybe next posting eh? (and we haven't even got to this one yet!)