To the person responsible for waking my children at (insert time) at night.
Perhaps you would like to explain to them that not only are you sorry for disturbing their much needed sleep, you also apologise profusely for their lack of breakfast tomorrow morning.
I have endeavored to explain to my children that when you are tardy or thoughtless, you should apologise and make amends, even (shockingly) if you are in charge of food deliveries at Asda.
Hoping you can find it in yourselves to display basic preschool manners,
Yours sincerely
Essbee