I have just made 19 dog turds...

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for my DS's birthday party!

He's having a Beano party (see here)

so I've piped some soft biscuit mix into turd shapes and baked it, for the party lunch. They've spread a bit, so look more like the dog had diahorroea, but I am still pretty pleased with them, and hope the boys will be suitably grossed out.

I am also thinking about doing worm pie (jelly sweets in choc mousse) - Anybody found any suitable jelly worm/spider type sweets for vegetarians?

also any easy ideas for the main course?

Worm spagetti like in The Twits

Individual pizzas with faces- make spiky hair out of cucumber or carrot sticks a la Dennis the Menace and serve on red and black stripey napkins/paper plates.

Who else is in Beano?

thanks for ideas

also in the Beano - Minnie the Minx, Roger the Dodger, Bash St Kids

Who was it that used to eat mash with sausages sticking out of it? It might have been in The Dandy...

aw yuck

(v cool tho'!)

was that Desperate Dan? Dandy I think...

thanks ja9, DS just got in from cubs, and recognised what the biscuits were meant to be, with a delighted grin when he realised they were for his party :D