erm...what can we do with a turkey the size of a small child until tomorrow

[NorbertDentressAngel]

Well, I say what can we do but as I'm veggie and didn't order it/won't be eating the thing its DPs problem really .

It will fit in the oven tomorrow but won't fit in the fridge

Daren't store it in the outbuildings we've got because of risk of rats, foxes etc as we're semi-rural.

What are you doing with yours?

clean out a metal container and put outside...?

ours is in a coolbox in the garage

Outside...

Hadn't thought about foxes, erk.

Now I need to know as well!

Put it in the boot of your car if you have one. It will be cold enough until tomorrow.

Dh wants to dress ours up in dd's clothes

rofl at post

that's just a little bit sick

in the bath?

boot of your car if it is very cold

rofl at post's DH

Back of car is a good idea ...unless foxes are likely to sniff it out and damage car trying to get to it??

I now have an image of a fox with a screwdriver trying to pop the locks to get at the turkey

Boot of car...genius idea! Will just have to make sure DH doesn't go for a drive tomorrow morning (or leave the car in the pub car park tonight}

Happy Christmas