Chutney that doesn't need to mature

[StrictlyBoogying]

I think being the procrastinating twat that I am I have left my chutney making too late to be ready for Xmas. Does anyone have a recipe for chutney that doesn't need to mature?

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kirsty poshbird made some on her homemade xmas poncery show here

disclaimer: please note I do not think making your own chutney is poncery

I've just looked at the recipe. WTF is 'English' sugar?

ah, none of that pesky foreign sugar for our Kirsty
i have no idea

I've googled and I'm none the wiser! Don't tell me I am going to have to watch that sodding programme again. I've already watched tonight's one twice as I'm a bit distracted by trying to sort out a parking fine and can't concentrate .

Thank you! I saw that last night. Poncey but engaging!

well don't forget the acorns on wire to decorate the jars with...

I have a glue gun....