Do we open the Really Good Wine We've Been Saving or not?

[snigger]

We're having a rather fine evening.

Wine has been taken, one bottle, and we are relaxed and convivial.

Do we now open a bottle of the only other wine on the premises, a rather fine number DH has been 'laying down' pretentiously, or do we have a bath and go to bed?

Drink or shag?
Hmm, could you do both?

We certainly could

DH is just a bit precious about his Very Good Wine - says a lot for the shag option, does it not?