Swine Flu party - what to serve?

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Any suggestions?

• frazzles
• bacon sandwiches
• pigs in blankets

all ideas welcome

Thanks!

Sausage rolls, obviously.

Or a hog roast?

A spit roast?

mexicans to lick, naturellement

nice ham too

Pork scratchings

har har at spit roast

V good

roffle @ nice ham. Can't believe I missed that one!

Devils on horseback?

But yes, if it's a specifically Mumsnet swine flu party (which the media seem convinced it must be) then it has to be nice ham and Greggs' sausage rolls. That should cater for everyone bar the vegetarians.

ew at pork scratchings

my sister once worked in a ps factory, she had to shave the hairs off

and she's a veggie

percey pigs

~I just called the NHS helpline - all I got was crackling...

Ham sandwiches.

Don't forget the games, pig the tail on the swine, ring a ring of roses....

And a pinata (or however you spell it)?

Peppermint pigs to go in the party bags, naturally.

By the way, last Friday's episode of Peppa Pig on Nick Jr was "Peppa is ill and has red spots all over her face. Dr Brown Bear tells her she will be fine but she must stay in bed for a few days. Her friends are allowed to visit and Peppa enjoys being the centre of attention."

But does Sky blast Nick Jr for encouraging swine flu parties?

What about party bags? Or will it be enough if the children take home swine flu?

Party bags: - used tissues, licked cake, balloons that sick child has already attempted to blow up

a sample of tamiflu

Calpol to drink.

Mexican food - tortillas, tacos, fajitas.

Party bag needs a damp flannel for mopping brows.