***Meat Pirate Ship*** you just have to see this

[catinthehat2]

I never want to hear ANYONE complaining about not having ideas for birthday party catering

ooh that looks appetising!

WTF?????

Wrong.

So very very wrong.

that is vile, just showed it to dd and she said could you make me a meat Hannah Montana for my party?

Oh God that looks like a scene from one of the SAW movies.

if you didn't know what the finished aticle was I don't think you'd ever guess

I think it should go in the mumsnet recipe section

It doesn't look like a pirate ship bleurgggh!

Meat. And pirate ship. Not words I EVER wanted to see conjoined.

But you know what: my tribe of boys, including DH, would think they had died and gone to heaven.

That is just vile - the poor pigs roped in to make that!!

Lovely clean oven

ROFL at meat Hannah Montana

I'm just imagining the sea of fat and grease that must be at the bottom of that monstrosity!

yes creative but just....WHY???

But the fact that someone has also taken the time and energy to actually photograph and download it ... with recipe and diagrams ...

And 17,000 calories as well!

Does anyone have a vegetarian version of this recipe, please?

THAT IS GROSS.

catinthehat2 - however, I am still incredily interested to find out what on earth you were looking for to come across that link.

A vegetarian meat pirate ship?

What, with Quorn rasher sails? TVP hull? Little kebabs of soy protein hotdogs?

Lupus - I was thinking more Linda McCartney's chops for the sails.

erm..

I forget.

Oh I just have to bump this for the late-nighters.

It must be Jamie Oliver taking the piss - notice its all sainsburys stuff!

Just going to throw up now!

Oh I think it would be quite fun for a buffet...