healthy party food that ADULTS always leave

[JoolsToo]

all of it - they head straight for the booze - get sloshed and forget there's a table full of scran

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yes I they don't care what they're shovelling in!

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celery sticks??
cheese and pineapple hedgehog????

I've NEVER left a lonely sausage roll, but I do tend to ignore the crudites and dip once I've knocked back a few .

No to crudities and yes to loads of hummous scooped up with tortilla chlps or warm pitta bread.....

Guacomole!

The crudites and dip after everyone gets sloshed and doesn't just have one dunk with a fresh bit of carrot. Saliva and dip anyone?

No no no , I head straight for the guacamole.

I always avoid eggs - after a particularly bad egg mayonnaise incident.

we did a fresh salmon once (I think it was my 25 wed anni) anyway - it was hardly touched and it was beautiful

Yes mother but you never fed us salmon before so why would we suddenly eat it at your party! Yuk - HATE salmon!!

I always leave the nuts.

How many dirty hands have been in the bowl

we couldn't afford to feed you salmon in the old days - we're nouveau riche