Or trying to, anyway. Littlest just tracked me down. (Why did I ever think I could do this mothering job? Nobody interviewed me!)
What do you do with a child who appears to forget that the food is in front of him? Who either glazes over between forkfulls, or is so busy yammering on that he never actually uses the fork? That's 8yo eldest.
Not to mention littlest, who is just a teething toddler and can't help it.
Thank goodness for middle, who just gets on with it - most of the time - and even fed littlest when I fled.