I'm going to spend an hour perving and panting over food porn on Ocado that I cannot have

[suzywong]

because, for those of you who do not know, I live a tad outside the delivery range.

I haven't done this for 4 years.

What must I not miss?

I'm starting in the bakery section.

no no, it's interesting, you tell it like it is

anyway I 'm on to confectionary now

right for those of you who give a shite:

ALL bacon products, of course
Similarly ALL quality coarse pork sausages and ham
some Hipp organic jars just for Old Times' sake
then:
1The Village Bakery Organic Rye Bread with Coriander
1Rankin Stoneground Irish Wheaten
1Mixed Seed Knot Rolls Waitrose
1Finger Rolls Waitrose
1Continental Classics Butter Brioche
1Kingsmill Great Everyday Medium White Bread

1Lyons Viennese Whirls
1Lancashire Eccles Cakes
1Cadbury Flake Cakes
1McVities Jamaica Ginger Cake
1Mr Kipling Small Battenberg Cakes

1Malted Milk Biscuits Waitrose
1McVitie's Cheddars
1McVitie's Tuc Snack Crackers

1Green & Black's Organic Dark Espresso Chocolate
1Cote d'Or Experience Noir Framboise
1Jacob's Club Variety Pack
1Nestle Toffee Crisp
1Galaxy Ripple
1Terry's Milk Chocolate Orange
1Rowntree's Pick n Mix Sharing Bag
1Smith Kendon Mixed Fruit Travel Sweets
1Swizzels Matlow Children's Bumper Bag
1Dairy Toffee Waitrose

1Leckford Strong White Bread Flour Waitrose
1Dickinson & Morris 6 Mini Pork Pies
1Crab Pate Waitrose
1Kipper Pate Waitrose
1Smoked Mackerel Pate Waitrose
1Pork & Pickle Pies Waitrose
1Lattice Topped Pork Pies
1Duchy Originals Organic Cornish Pasty
1Hand Crimped Cheddar & Onion Pasty Waitrose 2
1Delicatezze Pork Stuffed Vine Leaves

1Young's Cod in Butter Sauce
1Smoked Haddock Fillets Waitrose
1Smoked Icelandic Haddock Fishcakes Waitrose
1Chunky Battered Haddock Fingers Waitrose
1Oak Smoked Kipper Cutlets With Butter Waitrose
1Smoked Peppered Mackerel Waitrose
1Birds Eye 30 Cod Fillet Fish Fingers 900g

1Luxury Lemon Curd Waitrose
1Heinz Sandwich Spread
1Shippams Crab Paste

1Raspberry Brulee Cheesecake Waitrose
1Bird's Custard Powder
1Cornish Dairy Vanilla Ice Cream
1Häagen-Dazs Pralines & Cream Ice Cream
1Angel Delight Butterscotch 66g

1Vegetable Moussaka Waitrose
1Six Potato & Spinach Pakoras Waitrose
1Bombay Potatoes Waitrose
1Goan Fish Curry Waitrose

1Birds Eye Potato Waffles 12 per pack

1Country Life English Butter

1Organic Cox Apples Waitrose
1Braeburn Apples Waitrose

1Top Tier Appleby's Cheshire Waitrose

1West Country Greens Traditional Double Gloucester
1Cropwell Bishop Blue Stilton
1West Country Somerset Reserve Extra Mature
1Cheddar Wexford Velvet Mature Waitrose
1Hawes Wensleydale Real Yorkshire Cheese
1Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar

1Hipp Organic Apple & Blueberry Dessert
1Hipp Organic Vegetable, Pork & Apple Roast Dinner

1Orange High Juice Waitrose
1Pink Grapefruit High Juice Waitrose
1High Juice Apple & Elderflower Squash Waitrose
1Ocean Spray Cranberry & Raspberry

1El Prado Tempranillo Cabernet
1Harveys Amontillado Sherry
1Traidcraft Los Robles Carmenere Curico, Chile 2006
1Errazuriz Estate Shiraz - Chile
1Cahors, Pont de Diable

McCoy's Ridge Cut Meaty Chips 6
1McCoy's Specials Cheese & Sour Cream Tortilas
1McCoy's Specials Spare Ribs Tortillas 1
1Smiths Frazzles 6 per pack
1Walkers Quavers Cheese
1Squares Variety
1Walkers Original Cheese Quavers
1Walkers Wotsits Really Cheesy
1Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps
1Walkers Prawn Cocktail Crisps

and that should just about do it

anyone care to guess the cost of that lot?

I live in Singapore now, but am coming to the UK for xmas and I'm going to go MAD in Waitrose So many many foods I miss - I totally understand suzywong, and I know what supermarkets are like in OZ! Believe it or not you can buy a very limited range of Waitrose stuff here but its never what I want and it sooo expensive.

Just had a thought the inlaws are coming in a couple of of weeks (damn!) but the visit will be worth it if they bring me goodies - I'm off to ocado now I might even get it delivered to their place so I get exactly what I want!!!!!!

why are you doing this again?

I have done my online shopping FOR REAL this afternoon and would have preferred to do almost anything else

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I've just done my internet shopping on houra.fr . So much less fun that Ocado

than

187 quid

yes, quokka you can get some frozen stuff can't you?

I may skip off the the Britannia Delicatessen on the light industrial state 10ks away and peruse.
Not the same customer branding identity experience as a nice Waitrose store front, but hey ho.

ha I knew thisdwould be you
i don't look any more. Cos New World wouyld look even crapper than it does already

no, my love, you may not have Angel Cake. Too downmarket for Ocado. I looked.

Suzywong, that's some list, LOTS of pies!

fantasy pies, www, fantasy pies

I am 3lbs from my goal weight and when have settled on it for decent length of time a lattice topped pork pie and a cheese sandwich will be my first foray in to the forbidden world of refined carbohydrates.

i firgging LOVE pork pies

wiht a nice onion marmelade

I hear ya, sister!

the provender one si a good one
although tesco finest pork pies beat twatrose ones

( ds3 used to haev a fetish abtou em)

I'm going to make my own
you need a funnel though, to pour the aspic in.

Mmmm salty