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cakecaine · 20/05/2008 22:30

ah feckity feckity i should never have tried to be yum mum etc...

just baked fairy cakes for my pfb's precious first coffee morning at really rather precious nursery school tomorrow. cakes are nice enough. i hope.

shame about the deep purple and smiley yellow icing then. got given these sugarflair gel colours things, as you do, told to use a very little to colour things pastel. i used handle end of a weeny tea spoon to dunk a drop in. what am i supposed to use? a gnats whisker??

i'm still taking them as i'll damn well eat them myself if needs be but these are so clearly not organic nor woven from lentils. grr. i'll not get invited to anything else.

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 20/05/2008 22:32

Oh, I heart your name !

Step away from the Yummy Mummies at all costs, make sure you yut the cakes at the earliest opportunity tomorrow.

PinkTulips · 20/05/2008 22:33

the kids will love them though

PinkPussyCat · 20/05/2008 22:34

send some over here - I could murder a cake right now!

If they're that lurid I'm sure the kids will love them... get them dished out nice + quickly + they should be gone in a jiffy!
Then you get to sit back + watch them get high on the colourings, man...

DeeRiguer · 20/05/2008 22:36

dont worry
every time i bake something wholesome for these sort of do's most folks turn up with packet yak in bright colours
hold your head high like you meant them to be that way..

blinkingthreetimes · 20/05/2008 22:38

Am at your name

you bright icer you

PeaGreene · 20/05/2008 22:40

So you're not supposed to paint the colour on then?

Doodle2U · 20/05/2008 22:42

"what am i supposed to use? a gnats whisker??"

Brilliant!

cakecaine · 20/05/2008 22:46

paint the colour on? WHAAAATTTT??? No one said???WHAT!!! Oh triple feckity feck!

thank you for my name compliments...i'll use it more often

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PeaGreene · 20/05/2008 22:51

No, I meant painting on may be potentially bad, re "high on colourings" and all that! It was a genuine question about whether it was a really a problem. Perhaps didn't explain!

merryberry · 20/05/2008 22:53

laugh ah i see you can see these lovelies from space, which is where i assume kiidies and parents will end up after licking one. i for instance am wide awake. and i normally sleep like death from 10pm

merryberry · 21/05/2008 10:22

well (its me, cakecaine) i took them in and you were right pinktulips, the kids were practically fighting over them (barney purple with silver balls being much more desirable than acid house yellow with a jelly diamond). the parents made >that< face but laughed. i delivered them when no one was looking, so i'm not sure they blame me as yet

left (ran away) as the kids were coming up on their sugar high - they also had some smartie coated choc cookies in amongst the muesli bars, so there is a kindred spirit there somewhere

PinkPussyCat · 21/05/2008 11:04
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