Would this send you into orbit??? 'Cos it has me!

[Carla]

DDs had just finished their supper and were then happily munching their way through a plate of strawberries, kiwi and apple. Halfway through, having been summoned by H, they return with a full size creme egg. To**er! Or is it just me?

No it doesn't darlling, and it was a silly, thoughtless thing to have done, but let's try and be charitable and say his heart was in the right place?????? No, not working, oh fuck it, cook him a dog food pie tomorrow as he's so unbothered by nutrician!

TC XXX. Definately 'Chappie', never Pedigree Chum

Now that's just PURE evil

I'm cooking him medallions of pork at the mo. I am right, aren't I, that they should be ever so slightly pink in the middle?

[shock

Don't bother cooking them - see if he notices ...

... if he complains present him with a small item of confestionary instead, as it is obviously highly nutritous and an ideal replacement for fruit.

God yes, tosser! I wouldn't be happy either! But Thomcat's right, it's probably about more than this one incident isn't it. Don't give him anything tomorrow, let him cook it himself!

Dammit MP, too blinking late. Still, there's always the chocolate buttons for pud tomorrow after the Chappie pie.

Thank you all soooooo much, firstly for making me feel that I'm not some sort of hyper mad woman and trying to see the point I was trying to make (even if you do think I'm a hyper mad woman you hid it well and made me feel better! And secondly, for giving me a really good laugh. XXXX Carla