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What do you wish you could eat?

26 replies

ForQuaintMintCat · 21/04/2024 23:07

for example 4 large pizzas in one go

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Cadela · 22/04/2024 00:15

Oysters!! My favourite food ever but I suddenly became allergic to them and went from lovely evening with champagne and oysters to asking the taxi to pull over so I could vom out of the door <classy>

Tried them again just to make sure and was laid up in bed for 48 hours.

Haven’t had them for 10 years and I miss them so much.

ATerrorofLeftovers · 22/04/2024 00:18

Cadela · 22/04/2024 00:15

Oysters!! My favourite food ever but I suddenly became allergic to them and went from lovely evening with champagne and oysters to asking the taxi to pull over so I could vom out of the door <classy>

Tried them again just to make sure and was laid up in bed for 48 hours.

Haven’t had them for 10 years and I miss them so much.

Me too! Awful, isn’t it?

RogueFemale · 22/04/2024 00:23

Sushi in Tokyo.

Dover sole meuniere at the Poule au Pot in London.

Red velvet cupcakes by the Hummingbird Bakery.

Bringonthesunforthewashing · 22/04/2024 00:24

Everything!!

pizza, crunchy salad and vegetables, fried food, dairy, ice cream, stir fry, salads with creamy Mayo or any other creamy dressing, spicy food, naan bread, Chinese food, butter of any kind, bread or toast with lashingS of butter, sweetcorn, peas, beans on toast with melted cheese, cheese, coronation chicken baguette, baguette with butter, mangetout, baby sweetcorn, sugar snap peas, porridge, cereal, milk, cream, cheesecake, doughnuts, cake, cauliflower cheese, latte, coffee, fizzy drinks, fresh orange juice/apple.

so so many more.

I have ulcerative colitis.

AutumnCrow · 22/04/2024 00:32

So many things! Onions, garlic, lentils, beans, cabbage, gluten, ice-cream, eggs, soft cheese, apples, cakes, lettuce and any salad vegetables raw.

Food, basically.

OnlyLoveCanBreakYourHeart · 22/04/2024 00:48

Cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.

Moier · 22/04/2024 01:05

Pasta.. so many dishes with pasta.. so many recipes etc..
I can't even eat lasagne..
The texture of any kind of pasta makes me..😩feel sick.

Berlinlover · 22/04/2024 01:17

Bringonthesunforthewashing · 22/04/2024 00:24

Everything!!

pizza, crunchy salad and vegetables, fried food, dairy, ice cream, stir fry, salads with creamy Mayo or any other creamy dressing, spicy food, naan bread, Chinese food, butter of any kind, bread or toast with lashingS of butter, sweetcorn, peas, beans on toast with melted cheese, cheese, coronation chicken baguette, baguette with butter, mangetout, baby sweetcorn, sugar snap peas, porridge, cereal, milk, cream, cheesecake, doughnuts, cake, cauliflower cheese, latte, coffee, fizzy drinks, fresh orange juice/apple.

so so many more.

I have ulcerative colitis.

I have a stoma since October due to cancer and my list is almost identical to yours.

EatCrow · 22/04/2024 01:45

Cheese. I love cheese but have a dairy allergy. I salivate at the thought of eating toast with thick, gooey melted cheese dripping over the sides.

EatCrow · 22/04/2024 01:46

Berlinlover · 22/04/2024 01:17

I have a stoma since October due to cancer and my list is almost identical to yours.

I’m so sorry for you both, that is utterly crap.

WeaselOrFerret · 22/04/2024 06:26

Moier · 22/04/2024 01:05

Pasta.. so many dishes with pasta.. so many recipes etc..
I can't even eat lasagne..
The texture of any kind of pasta makes me..😩feel sick.

You can replace pasta with veg or grains in most things. Like lasagna you can make with long slices of courgette to replace the pasta sheets. Obviously it wouldn’t be identical but it’s worth a try.

Hereallweek · 22/04/2024 07:36

Epic IBS here. I miss baked beans, mushy peas and hummus a lot.

ItsMintUpNorth · 22/04/2024 09:27

OnlyLoveCanBreakYourHeart · 22/04/2024 00:48

Cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.

Have you ever tried taking lactase enzyme tablets? You can get them from Holland and Barrett and means you don't have to miss out on anything.

mindutopia · 23/04/2024 11:35

I have a GI condition (similar to crohn's) that makes digesting certain foods more difficult than others without a flare up. I generally eat everything, but I wish I could eat an unhindered amount of fermented foods, like kimchi and saurkraut. I do eat them because I love them, but I need to be careful about the quantity as the after effects aren't great.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 27/04/2024 15:20

Some things I don't eat by choice so I don't miss (long term vegetarian) and no alcohol .

Some things I like but don't agree with me :
peanut butter -reflux
anything involving pastry + cheese ( like quiche or halloumi ) gives me acid reflux
onions unless they are fine diced

Also IBS/ Diverticular Disease so somethings I can get away with at certain times and small amounts only . Others are a no

AuntieMarys · 27/04/2024 15:20

Mussels...make me so ill

LieutOliviaBenson · 27/04/2024 15:23

Ordinary bread.

Blackcats7 · 27/04/2024 15:29

@Bringonthesunforthewashing I’m with you. I have immune related colitis from cancer treatment and lots I can’t eat anymore. A lot of vegetables are a no and lactose is an issue although not as bad as it was. This makes life very hard because I am a vegetarian plus was a picky eater to start with. How can I still be fat?!

AceofPentacles · 27/04/2024 15:33

Fish and chips, pizza, jacket potato with tuna mayo, ice cream, custard, cheese and crackers, lasagna... I have EDS and my digestion is worse than it's ever been :(

Coconutter24 · 27/04/2024 15:50

Dairy, I don’t care what just anything, a year and half ago my body out of nowhere decided it could no longer handle dairy products or anything containing milk 😭

FinallyHere · 27/04/2024 16:41

Sugar. I love it but it acts like crack cocaine on me. Cold turkey the only way to survive.

I miss my school days when I could eat a bag of sweets in my way home then sit down to a proper home cooked meal made by my lively mother am eat as if I'd been starving since lunch.

Compared to so many others this is nothing and easily worked around but it's my story.

Franticbutterfly · 27/04/2024 21:35

A whole brioche loaf from Gail's.

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 27/04/2024 21:46

Lovely soft white bread
A proper pizza
Noddles that aren't rice noodles
Oh and all my favourite chocolate bars again. Fuck you gluen intolerance!!

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 27/04/2024 21:46

Ffs noodles!!!

suki1964 · 28/04/2024 08:39

White sliced bog standard bread, preferably toasted with a pack of butter as a side

I love it, it kills me