I know this displays high levels of fuckwittage but I just never thought I was buying battery egg products!!!

[DammitJanet]

I use organic and free range everything, except.......... Hellmans!!!! What was I thinking???

Oh. Ah. I'm guessing you've been watching Jamie.

Tsk, tsk. Now you will have to get your own chickens.

I am desperate for chickens, and have just convinced oh, but am thinking of waiting for a while as I have an irrational fear of bird flu!
So sad watching the male chicks die.