Help !!! Waitrose delivery arrived minus the turkey

[chocolateteapot]

I ordered in September fgs ! Have I any chance of finding one in a shop anywhere ? And where's my best bet ?

now i heard about that happenign in an M& S changing room FGS....WTF?

what are you on about?

what, an actual poo? what an ill thing to do!

mine will be an accident

a friend who works at M&S..told me she and other staff ad to clean out hte changing room after discovering such a deposit in one of the cubilces.

barf

heh

was there loo paper with it, or any evidence of a clean up (cubicle curtain?) or just a poo?

It wasn't an organic one, it was a crown or whatever they are called as DH doesn't eat meat.

Just been and got one thank goodness and it wasn't horrendous, no puking, no queues - though there was nearly a punch up over my parking space as I left.

I'm going to ring and complain but can't face doing it today.

thank god you got one!

well done

i caught my gastric complaint in waitrose.

chocpot you shouldn't have gone to get another one but made them bring you over one, i bet they have got an emergency festive delivery service.

So, the poo wasn't organic? It was just the crown?

all go veggie.easier than fighting over turkeys!

My Tesco finest turkey was hidjus and black and mildewed but they have just sent out 2 chickens, joint of beef and wine.

well at least they didn;t substitute it for a wodden owl