Fun/family names for food

[Georgyporky]

Spaghetti bollock naked
Beefburglars
Cubumber
Turd in the hole

I could go on.

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Milk = cow juice

Stab sausages for lamb kebabs

Spag bol is sketty Bollocks in this house

My sisters toad in hole was affectionately know as frog in the bog.

And my brother always used to call tagliatelle tangled up telly!