how to make chilli sauce to rub in my husbands grots and eat

[Rhubarb]

we have grown loads of chillies and tomatoes and wondered if anyone had a good recipe for a HOT sauce, Baby!

she says I have to say it's not her but her dh

????

I'm here, my dh posted the OP. I told him he'd have to make it a sexy title or no-one would reply.

His point is that we appear to have a surplus of tomatoes and chillies and he wants to make them into a hot sauce, like Tabasco, or maybe a spicy chutney, if anyone has any recipes?

I do apologise for his crassness, he is but a mere farmer's boy.

underpants.

He's very common!

yes thanks very much I just want something basic ie simple like boil chillies in vinegar and add olive oil or summat. really rooberb this time!

Thanks lapin. I think he wants to just chuck together vinegar, sugar, tomatoes and shit and make the ultimate chilli sauce, he's looking for no effort basically.

And he says Mumsnet is shit. Cheeky bastard!

I made this tomato and chilli "jam" at the weekend. It's dead easy, but it didn't set very well. I posted on here, asking how to make it set, but no-one answered? It's from thins month's Waitrose magazine.

6 red chillies
Bit of ginger
6 garlic cloves.

Blend all them.

Add to a pan with 2kg tomatoes, 200g brown sugar, 100ml vinegar and some fish sauce.

Cook for an hour or so in a pan, then bottle and enjoy!

thanks for those I will let you know how I get on.

thought you'd gone away rhubs
I got your email this morning

sorry I didn't check my phone messages or email sooner

I must ask was your dh going to rub it inot his own grots and THEN eat it off them or was it for rubbing and some more for eating?

Ah hello, we are off tomorrow.
He was trying to "sex" up the title. He's chilly obsessed.

chilli

roffle
I love chilli con carne
when will you be back?

Thurs.
dh's bro staying with us Thurs-Fri.

How did your dd1 get on at the hosp?

she was fine. I on the other hand collapsed into sobbing the minute she went under but hey ho.
she cam round fine and was back to normal by the next day.
seems to have improved her hearing slightly but I'm seeing thwe doc on thurs