New shiny instant pot arrived yesterday. I've wanted one for ages and basically nagged my DP into agreeing. He has been very sceptical about the whole thing and is generally quite 'eye rolly' about kitchen gadgets but I assured him that it wouldn't be like the others............ 
Well please help me save some face. Yesterday I did the water test and boiled some eggs - they were overdone and it took ages to get up to pressure. Have to say that even I was struggling to argue the merits of eggs done this way over a pan of water.
So this morning I thought I would make a delicious pot of porridge for us all - how lovely and super mum smug I would be.
Well I've spent the best part of an hour trying to translate American porridge speak; oatmeal, spilt oats, steel cut oats into my ASDA value bag of porridge oats in the cupboard. Failed at that and thought what the worst that could happen?.....
So put two cups of my oats in with 4 cups of milk and one cup of water and pressed the porridge setting. Well the whole house now smells of burnt milk. I got a 'burn' error before it even got to pressure. I did a quick release and blasted milk all over the bastard kitchen.
Porridge is now in the bin and the pot is soaking. No idea how I will unweld the fucking burnt milk
DP will get up any time (his turn for a lie in, he's not a total wanker) and will be so smug it will be unbearable.
What have I done wrong?
I've got loads of recipes lined up but right now would like to throw the bloody thing in the garden.
Does anyone have any fail safe recipes that will make me feel like the £95 I have just spent was not a massive waste of time?