i have some 70% cocoa chocolate,some blackpudding and a fig HELP

[bundle]

I have eight guests for a cordonbleu supper party

hahahaha

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you're so transparently N5, bundle

ahem

I'll have you know, I live in the ghetto of N4

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so - do I go out and buy some emergency supernoodles? and cheesestrings?

N4?

I've some cold pheasant and marsala if that would help?

I know, the shame of such a down-at-heel postcode

do you have such angsts in Perth?

eat the fig

then the chocolate

put the black pudding in the bin

book a restaurant

no mate, I live in the equivalent of Henley

'kin hell

wot, with compulsory blazers?

Janet Street Porter would have no problem with those ingredients......did you see The F word last night?

lots of rowing on the river and enourmous houses and yacht clubs

I have a 20 year old volvo and care not

Place chocolate in bowl over heat and melt gently now.
slice black pudding and place in a pretty circle on plate.
Put fig in centre and pour melted chocolate over it.
Enjoy

lol

rosa that (almost) sounds delicious