I've got 150g of stoned dates. What can I do with them? Muffins?

[MamaG]

I usually make Wiglett's muffins - would dates be nice in a muffin? hmm?

Sticky toffee pudding!

Sticky toffee pudding

droooooooool really?

Great minds think alike

Take them to your compost bin.

Dump them in

lol! I don't have a compost bin you ponce

Why? Are they bad for you (obviously forgetting that sticky toffee pudding is not exactly a health food)

Oh noooo - don't dump them!

Make sticky toffee pudding ... it's gorgeous!

put them on swap shop to exchange for some crocs.

Crocs are so chavvy?
STP is SOOO tasty

take them to the nearest wheelie bin in the street. dump them in.

put them on a paper plate beside the wheelie bin at night for the rats and foxes to eat.

oh no, I won't dump them! I do have a recipe for date and ginger cake, but didn'tr eally fancy it.

Recipe for STP anyone?

easywriter- expat's taking the pee out of me cos I hate crocs

And she slagged me off for wearing them.

Although, I have learned the error of my ways, seen the light and repented now.

Dates are mingin', Mama. Feed them to the rats.

Glory, hallelujah, praise the Lord

She's seen the fecking light at last

You can now come back and slag birkies off with me

date and fig bread?

Ah I don't hve any figs and I don't want to go out as its peeing it down! Thanks anyway

Mmmm, water-logged dates.

The rats will love them!

Birks are the devil's footwear.

Sticky Toffee Pudding . Much nicer than crocs

Thanks WWB