Background
My mum used to have a favourite cafe. It was lovely. Nothing was too much trouble. They were brilliant for kids food as well (had kids menu plus you could create own meal from adult menu - they were very flexible). All food cooked from scratch on the premises etc very welcoming and lovely staff.
Then it got taken over.
They changed the menus.
They will not do small portions of the normal meals for kids.
They will not provide extra plate/knife and fork for them to have some of yours.
They ave a children's menu with one item on.
Do you want to know what it is?
Fishfinger sandwich